Monday, November 01, 2004

Office politics

You didn't think you'd get away with not reading about the upcoming election here, either, did you? Some things of note as the Campaign of Ugliness comes to an end:

*** Nutjob, having been a staunch Democrat ever since Lieberman was on the Democratic ticket in 2000, made a swift about-face on Friday and (loudly) announced her intention to vote for Bush. The reason for this sudden flip-flop? As explained to her by someone else, if Kerry wins, he will "make friends with the French and Spanish, and if they tell him not to support Isreal, he will say 'oh, ok'. "

*** MiddleAgedHippie has taken to answering my phone calls by playing recordings from his George W Bush doll into the speaker.

*** Musketeer #2 was ranting this morning about how many lawyers the Democrats have retained to dispute the election results (38,000 according to him) and generally making huffy noises of derision about Democrats in general.

Stay tuned for more insightful political analysis as Election Day gets underway tomorrow. (Quick show of hands- who thinks we'll actually wake up on Wednesday and know definitvely who our President will be in January? Hello? Anyone? Yeah... I didn't think so.)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I honestly don't think we'll need a recount or that things will be contested. I honestly think Nader will win by a landslide.

Mr. Ring of Fire

3:35 PM  
Blogger Violet Meeks-Kane said...

I think you may end up denying and knowladge of me, but to some extent I agree with Nutjob. Oh, not about the Isreal thing, but to the extent that other countries will run our goverment. But still, I NEVER want to be lumped into a group with this women.

4:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RoF's got it all wrong. Michael W. Bay will take it in a landslide. The National Barking Spider Resurgence Party can't go wrong. They will be followed closely by Ms. Temperance Alesha Lance-Council, from the Anti-Hipocrisy Party. Brian Baker Springfield and the Menorah-Thor party likely won't do very well (though you can probably convince Nutjob to vote for him...), nor will the Prohibition Party's candidate, Earl Dodge. Coming in dead last, will be Jackson Grimes, of the United Fascist Union......

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4:18 PM  
Blogger SilentWitness said...

Mr RoF- Nader's a sneaky one, we have to keep our eye on him.

Violet- I will never deny knowledge of you, my favorite smelly republican!

China- What exactly do menorahs and Thor have to do with each other? Seems to be a bit of an oxymoron, actually.

4:27 PM  
Blogger darth said...

waking up wednesday? i'm hoping to sleep thru this whole week.

6:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't not wait to vote that Giant Turd Sandwich out of office. I am going to go out and celebrate after work tomorrow and most likely call out sick on Wednesday....that or begin lodging and travel arrangements to Canada.

7:27 PM  

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