Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Please stand clear of the doors

Nutjob has been up at the reception desk on phone duty. She left her cell phone at her desk, and it's been ringing roughly every five minutes. That's annoying enough, but even more annoying is the fact that she has her ringer set to sound like the tone that sounds just before the subway doors close. This is only one of many she's had. It's only slightly less annoying than the wave sound, which we all referred to as the toilet flushing, and Ave Maria, which we all got an immense kick out of, considering she's Jewish. (Did you know she's Jewish? I'm not sure if I've mentioned that. She's kosher you know. Only when it's convenient though.)

Evidently the subway-door sound bothered MarketingGal (she really needs a better name than that) enough to come out and see what was going on.

MarketingGal: What is that noise?

Musketeer #3: The subway has just arrived.

MarketingGal: Is that her phone? How do you....

Musketeer #3: How do I put up with it? Is that what you were going to ask?

MarketingGal: Yeah.

Musketeer #3: Oh, I do a lot of drugs... sniff some rubber cement now and then.

MarketingGal: What was that other sound she had?

Musketeer #3: Oh there are a lot of noises coming from over there.

MarketingGal: That's annoying. That's why I keep mine on vibrate.

Wow, the door was wide open there, but Musketeer #3 didn't walk through it. Maybe because those are two words that just shouldn't be anywhere near each other in one's brain: "Nutjob" and "vibrate".

3 Comments:

Blogger Violet Meeks-Kane said...

I think he may not have said anything because he was busy with that glue.

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glue actually increases your sex drive though.



whoops! Said too much!

Mr. Ring of ..uhhh.. uh... Snowmen

11:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My guess is that he was trying not to puke...

1:44 PM  

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