Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Dear Jane,

Please remove the stick from your ass. It's only 9:00. If I have to deal with this kind of attitude all day I might string you up next to the Dreidl of Death.

Tactfully yours,
SilentWitness

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess someone didn't get what they wanted for Christmas...

ChinaGirl

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm gettin nuttin for Christmas,
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin nuttin for Christmas.
Cause I been nuttin, but bad.


Um, SW, we're always entertained by your reactions, but without the story its harder to understand the desire to string someone up.. save for the fun of stringing them up.

Mr. Ring of Fire

9:28 AM  
Blogger Violet Meeks-Kane said...

I say stick the dreidle up her butt. That's what we call a "win-win" situation.

5:57 PM  
Blogger Craig said...

Depending on how Jane swings, sticking the driedle up her butt could be a "win-win" situation for her, too.

6:52 PM  
Blogger Violet Meeks-Kane said...

Eww. The images I have in my head.

12:52 AM  

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