Friday, January 20, 2006

The proper care and feeding of SilentWitness

1. Do not get between SilentWitness and her hockey.

2. If SilentWitness hasn’t eaten and her blood sugar is in the basement, stay the fuck out of her way and don’t ask her any goddamn stupid fucking questions. Also, please take her seriously when she tells you (“you” being the IT department) that she is getting locked out of her account every day, several times a day, regardless of what computer she uses, and has resorted to amusing herself by writing her passwords down on her notepad (because who can remember 3 passwords a day) in Cyrillic on the outside chance that anyone might see it and think it would be good idea to try to fuck with her network account and try to log in as her.

Thank you, that is all.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha. Someone made the mistake of interupting my 15 minute "lunch break" today, during which I sat at my desk trying to catch up on hockey news and scarf down the scraps the cafeteria had when I went in 15 minutes before they closed.

Like your IT guy, he learned the the hard way.

2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


(Sorry, I'm phoning it in today - Mr. RoF isn't feeling up to snuff.)

Mr. Ring of Fire

3:00 PM  

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