Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Thar she blows

It's been a really insane week so far, and yes I'm aware it's only Wednesday. All day I've been looking forward to our hockey game this evening, but I think an even better stress reliever is being on the phone with your boss, who suddenly reveals that this weekend while her boyfriend was sleeping, she wrote "my name is Moby" in fine point rollerball pen on a very delicate part of his anatomy. Even funnier was hearing her describe how he discovered her message, when he went into the bathroom in the morning and she heard "Hey! Did you write on my cock?! [laughter] What the hell does this say???? 'My ... name... is...... MOBY?!?!' " [side-splitting laughter].

Who needs therapy when you have a boss like this?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What, it wasn't "My Name is Moby Dick, you may have heard that there was a book written about me? I'm kinda a BIG DEAL around here...."

Oh well,

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Heavy sleeper - especially since it sounds like he was erect at the time of the graffiti!

Mr. Ring of Fire

3:57 PM  
Blogger Craig said...

What person goes to bed with a fine-point rollerball pen?

10:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she was taking performance notes, to be discussed at the end of the scene?

2:30 PM  
Blogger SilentWitness said...

No, no, it's even worse than that. The scary thing is, she had this burst of inspiration, and had to go looking for the right kind of pen, came back and started writing but had to stop when it seemed like he was waking up, waited for a while, continued writing, etc. So there was quite a bit of, erm.. forethought... involved. ;)

2:36 PM  
Blogger Craig said...

You know, she could've jsut woken him up and offered him a blow job in exchange for the graffiti. Would've probably saved her a lot more time. And then she could be proud of the accomplishment because she WORKED for it. :)

5:50 PM  

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